Thursday 30th April secret #8

After having sex with a really drunk girl in my bed I woke up to find that she had wet herself during the night. I flipped the mattress and went back to sleep. The next week it transpired that I'd taken her tampon out to have sex with her, but she had forgotten! She went to hospital thinking that it was somewhere in her uterus. I was Tampon Boy for the rest of the year.