Saturday, 9 May 2009
Thursday 7th May.
After a ping pong show in Thailand - the girl aimed for me - - - and got me straight in the head. Luckily lube washes out of your hair easily. Memories are harder to remove.
Monday, 4 May 2009
Thursday 30th April secret#14
When with my girlfriend on xmas eve, my mum aka santa walked in and saw everything.
Thursday 30th April secret #9
Terrible sexual experience.
having sex with an old ex on the same night as being dumped by a current girlfriend and the cherry on top was being vomited on at the point of ejaculation. Terrible.
Thursday 30th April secret #8
After having sex with a really drunk girl in my bed I woke up to find that she had wet herself during the night. I flipped the mattress and went back to sleep. The next week it transpired that I'd taken her tampon out to have sex with her, but she had forgotten! She went to hospital thinking that it was somewhere in her uterus. I was Tampon Boy for the rest of the year.
Thursday 30th April secret #7
Hello I am Gay but would really like to go down on a woman. ok Thank you goodbye.
Thursday 30th April secret #5
During a school fashion show my ex and I decided to have sex on the roof not realising that in fact everyone, parents and all could see us above the catwalk through the glass roof.
Thursday 30th April secret #4
whilst having sex in missionary, I managed to withdraw and ACCIDENTALLY came in my own face.
Thursday 30th April secret #3
I once was giving my boyfriend head for a long time, he came in my mouth and I spat it out all over him and had a coughing fit.
Thursday 30th April secret #2
Funniest story I have ever heard (or damaging). My friend James slept w/ Brazilian beauty while travelling. They were joking about it the next morning, "let's get hitched", etc, when she announced it was her 'last time'. Have you seen Wedding Crashers?
Thursday 30th April secret #1
most embarrassing sexual experience = having sex with a guy and then him finishing himself off without me getting any satisfaction AT ALL!!
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